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Intelligent, Yet Artificial, Wine Review From Old Friends

Intelligent, Yet Artificial, Wine Review From Old Friends

What if I asked the Chat GPT to pretend it is Donald Trump and to review a made up wine?

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What if we asked the ChatGPT AI chatbot to author some wine reviews but in the voice of a few well-known folks from today and yesterday?

This is a particularly difficult and stupid test for the currently popular language generation AI for the simple reason that it can’t taste my made-up wines. But, it does test the machine’s ability to spit back common wine knowledge in a familiar format, mimic wine review conventions, and convince me the AI is capable of nuance. But that’s not enough. What if we asked for wine reviews in the voices of familiar people?


2018 Wark Willamette Valley Pinot Noir

Listen, the 2018 Wark Willamette Valley Pinot Noir is a wine that's got me feeling some type of way. The taste is so smooth and silky, it's like it's giving my taste buds a little hug. The flavors of red fruit and spices are just perfect, it's like a little party in my mouth. I love to pair this wine with some good seafood or a nice charcuterie board, it's the perfect match. I'm telling you, if you're looking for a wine that's going to elevate your mood and your meal, this is it. Trust me, it's hot girl approved. So go ahead and pour yourself a glass and let's get lit with the 2018 Wark Willamette Valley Pinot Noir.
-Megan Thee Stallion

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