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You know, I went to business school and took lots of management classes. I don't recall a single case study where a business has a horribly dealt with cheating scandal, followed up by revelations of rape and sexual assault in return for advancement, and the general understanding that a so-called professional organization is run like a boys club and the change management solution was to just alter language to increase the PC quotient. Maybe I missed that one.

I have already written my piece on this sham of a "professional" certification, which is nothing more than a club that excludes truly talented people by making a useless exam that doesn't test on knowledge that make people true wine professionals but this is a whole other level so I won't elaboration but I will say this...

There are two huge points missing from this conversation.

1. Last I checked, Europe has a series of classification systems, laws, and regulatory bodies that makes the wine often quite different to wines from New World countries. I actually don't agree at all that "Because in 2023 it is usually impossible to point to any stylistic characteristics that mark Old World wines as distinctive from New World wines..." I think there is a big difference between most of the wines from the Old and New Worlds in most cases and although climate change has increased alcohol and ripeness levels in the Old World, the wines are still distinct from New World wines. Different soil types, uniformity of soil in AOCs/DOs/DOCs, various weather patterns, and restrictions on winemaking and aging still hold and Old World wines ARE different. Let's not erase that for simplicity's sake or because we want the world to be flat and everyone to have the same wines now. Anyone who drinks a lot of wine from all over (not samples it in a pressure cooker environment to taste it blind and get a pin) can attest to this.

2. Wine originated in Europe. It is a product that was created in Eastern Europe and it flourished for more than 8,000 years in Europe. And Europe DID colonize every single place there is wine in the New World. Those European settlers brought grapes and traditions of wine to places where there were previously no vineyards or wines being made. They settled in a relatively NEW place, compared to a place that had made wine for thousands of years.

Since then, people who made wine in the New World have gone their own way, but the wine IS derivative of the Old World. And why is that so bad? Why is it bad to give a nod to history in this context? Immigrants settled and brought traditions to the new places they settled. Just because you don't like the fact that the history is what it is, can't just erase it. Maybe in the context of wine we should call it the ORIGINAL Wine WORLD and the NEWer Wine WORLD. That would go over like a ton of bricks, but if we're striving for accuracy in wine, there you go.

The idea that New is somehow worse is the most ludicrous thing I've ever heard. Relatively speaking, wine in New World countries is NEWER than wine from the OLD World. It's a useful heuristic. Further complicating things: I'm pretty sure no one in Europe is going to stop using these terms so this will be yet another divide for wine. And in an industry where everything needs an explanation and consumers are walking away because it's just too much, more complication is not welcome nor is it needed.

And back to my management case studies, I think what my classmates and I would have surmised is that perhaps instead of changing a grid which marginalizes the entire heritage, history, and artistry of the topic and makes people describe wines in a robotic fashion in under a minute, the CMS could rid themselves of all their current practices and create a new type of organization in which people are truly dedicated to describing wines to consumers in a way that is relatable and welcomes people to explore and love wine. Hell, maybe they could even teach sommeliers the art of food and wine pairing and ask them to have this useful skill (gasp!). Perhaps we should spend more time on the things people love about and want to know about wine rather than focusing on the fact that the wine is star bright (good luck describing that to a wine lover) and nailing that it is a 1999 Kadarka from Szekszárd.

As I've told you before, Tom, I do hate the feminine and masculine terms, but most of these other attempts to overhaul wine language is tokenism. Taking descriptive terms and loading them with meaning that they just don't need to have is confounding. And certainly NO one should be taking cues from an organization that still hasn't gotten the damn memo: you're a professional wine certification organization CMS, fix your certification and get rid of your club mentality. When your pass rate hits the level of the CFA or MDs, and you're sure you don't have sexual assailants and cheaters in your ranks, then we can talk about you reshaping history and overcomplicating things for consumers.

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Paul Gregutt's avatar

Wow Tom, you've written a Master's thesis on this latest effort to sanitize the language. Talk about a tempest in a wine pot. Does any of this really matter? What's next - the Court decides that French-named varieties such as Cabernet Sauvignon, Merlot and Chardonnay are colonial hangovers and should be abandoned? Maybe do the Prince thing and just use symbols? I think I'll stick with Old World/New World for the time being.

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